"Salary Uprising" Or??

Omoo Believe Office Propagandists at Your Own risk...

Jun 27, 2026

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It’s that time of the month againnnn!

It’s salary week and you’re probably already weak, because just as everyone is shouting “Olodo Uprising”, for some of us our major concern is “Salary Uprising” because why not!

While I am not certain about your salary rising sha, at least I am sure of investments and passive income that will pay you welllllll

So before you pack all your money to “order up” and finish your salary before second week, how about you actually eat your cake and have it backkkkk

Stay with me my sister

Just stay with me… (Sighs in “I have newssss🤗)

I discovered 5 investments from an Investment banker, that will absolutely blow your mind… some investments with as little as 100k)

Oya let’s talk moneyyyyyy

1. FGN Savings Bond

This is like an investment initiative by the government. In fact with as little as 5,000 naira you can do it... It happens once every month... The beautiful thing about this is a great way to end passive income because with FGN savings bond you invest once and that's your investment you can do 2 years or three years but it should be paying you interest four times in a year right so interest are paid quarterly.

2. Treasury Bill

Treasury bill is like you lending money to the government but on the short term... the turn has to be less than one year and the interest rate right now is also very attractive in fact you can end as high as 20% or even more.

3. Money Market Mutual Funds

MMMF is an investment option where various people pool their money together to give to asset managers. These managers then invest the collective funds into low-risk, fixed-income instruments such as treasury bills and commercial papers. It is a favored investment because your capital cannot decrease; unlike equity mutual funds that invest in volatile stocks, money market funds are tied to stable instruments where you can invest and later retrieve your full capital plus interest

Oya enough finance lingua puleaseeeeee, just click on the link below for the full list and more context

Don’t mention…😂

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HerConfessionals: Believe Office Propagandists at Your Own risk...
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HerConfessionals

The group started as harmless venting. Management this, management that and before long, it became our unofficial parliament.
Every day there was a new complaint, or rather gossip, the CEO was unfair.
Things like Management didn’t value staff, and people weren’t being compensated properly.
The lady who created the group was always leading the charge and dropping hot updates.
And me being outspoken, hot headed and always ready for action, I bought into everything and it started eating me up!

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